MONSTROUS MEMOIRS OF A MIGHTY MCFEARLESS by Ahmet Zappa

Publishers Marketplace: Recent Deals: “Ahmet Zappa’s THE MONSTROUS MEMOIRS OF
A MIGHTY MCFEARLESS, in which Minerva McFearless keeps a journal of the monsters she and her brother must defeat when they embark on a mission to save their father from the most diabolical creature in the universe, to Disney and producer Jerry Bruckheimer, sold outright, in a major deal, reportedly for $1.5 million, by Helen Breitwieser, Cornerstone Literary and Jody Hotchkiss at
Hotchkiss & Associates.”

This one’s a tragedy in the making because I can guarantee you that the final title of the movie when it’s released won’t be THE MONSTROUS MEMOIRS OF A MIGHTY MCFEARLESS.

It’s just too long! — but any other title will be lame and stupid. Predictable disaster.

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