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Nick and Jessica Simpson take a page from Dumbledore’s book

Nick and Jessica Simpson take a page from Dumbledore’s book

New York Daily News – News & Views Columnists – Ben Widdicombe’s Gatecrasher: Rocco’s ex-flame writes roman �chef: “Here’s an angle on Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson’s relationship for the conspiracy theorist in you: An online betting site has canceled wagers on their possible divorce, claiming too many bets came from the couple’s hometowns.

‘We have an extremely strong suspicion that those betting know the couple or are in close enough association to either Simpson or Lachey that they have insider information,’ said Nine.com spokesman Jack Abrams.

‘A near unanimous amount of these bets were placed on the couple not being together,’ according to the statement.

Of course, the current Us Weekly cover story trumpeting their ‘Split!’ (which they deny) might have something to do with it, too.”

Similar rumors with local sources about the death of Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince turned out to be true.

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