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Bush: Bring Back Osama, or Don’t Come Back

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 17:52:08 +0000

CNN.com - Bush, Pakistani PM hold ‘wide-ranging’ talks - Jan 24, 2006
“The relationship with Pakistan is a vital relationship for the United States,” Bush said. “I want to thank the prime minister and thank the president for working closely with us on a variety of issues. We’re working closely to defeat the terrorists that would like to harm America and harm Pakistan.”

Bush announced that he would visit Pakistan and India in March.

John Kerry keeps writing me whiny letters. I’d like to see him tell George Bush: “Bring Back Osama, or Don’t Come Back.”

The President of the United States is paying a state visit to the country where mass murderer Osama Bin Laden is living. How about hopping into a helicopter, George, and heading out to the Afghan border?

the ‘Magnum P.I.’ movie

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 17:11:18 +0000

CNN.com - ‘Magnum P.I.’ coming to big screen - Jan 24, 2006
Rawson Marshall Thurber (”Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”) has signed on to write and direct the big-screen adaptation of “Magnum P.I.,” the 1980s series that made Tom Selleck a star.

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Thurber is not making a spoof but rather something akin to the tone of the show, which mixed humor and danger. The story line for the Universal Pictures film sees Magnum, with the help of his former military pals, searching for a missing buddy.

Wow, this is really underwhelming.

“Dodgeball”?
No Tom Selleck?
“searching for a missing buddy”?

Snoozefest.

Bill Maher & Stephen King at Sundance

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:13:42 +0000

Nice weird expression from a visibly aging (but curiously well preserved) Stephen King.

Sydney Penny IS Bernadette

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:07:37 +0000

AMC fans take note:

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Sydney Penny, pictured, plays the role of St. Bernadette Soubirous in the soon to be released film, “The Passion of Bernadette,” about Bernadette’s life after the Blessed Mother appeared to her at Lourdes, France in 1858. Ignatius Press, one of the largest Catholic book publishers in the U.S. and the primary English language publisher of the works of Pope Benedict XVI, is sponsoring the national premiere of the film Feb. 11, 2006

Kola Boof Was Bin Laden’s Mistress

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 13:59:43 +0000

Kola Boof Proves Herself
Sudan’s top novelist Kola Boof proves that she was Osama Bin Laden’s mistress in startling detail as her autobiography, “Diary of a Lost Girl” (0-9712019-8-6) finally hits America on February 1st.

Is this a put-on?