March 2, 2006

I took this at the Detroit Zoo and it is one of the top-rated Google images for “black rhino.”

A gem from The Onion:

Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness

NEW YORK—Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened.

At approximately 4:20 p.m. EST, the sun began to lower from its position in the sky in a westward trajectory, eventually disappearing below the horizon. Reports of this global emergency continued to file in from across the continent until 5:46 p.m. PST, when the entire North American mainland was officially declared dark.