Woof (n)
1. vocalization uttered by dogs when waiting plaintively outside a door to be let in. Generally, any plaintive cry of putative helplessness.
2. vocalization uttered by dogs just prior to biting the hand that feeds them. Generally, any act of ungrateful and unwarranted hostility.
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