Weather service warns of ‘certain death’

Now that’s what I call a weather advisory!

Weather service warns of ‘certain death’ in face of Ike - CNN.com
“All neighborhoods … and possibly entire coastal communities … will be inundated during the period of peak storm tide,” the advisory said. “Persons not heeding evacuation orders in single-family one- or two-story homes will face certain death.”

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