Harry Potter and the Chariots of Light

wfzimmerman's review: "I published this edition (along with ALCHEMIST'S CELL) to take a flyer on the possibility that the title of HP7 would be the trademarked CHARIOTS OF LIGHT or ALCHEMIST'S CELL. I was wrong, but these "alternate" versions sold enough to earn their printing expenses back."
Nimble Books (2006), Paperback, 160 pages

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This reader knows not the journey he has begun

Reading The Da Vinci Code, “Harry Potter for adults” comes to mind. There’s a sense that writer Dan Brown and Potter author J. K. Rowling attended the same creative writing course.

“Tell the story using the simplest words you can,” their instructor might have advised. “You’re not writing poetry here. People aren’t looking for colour or rhythm or even a bon mot now and then; just tell the damn story.”

Ouch.

The game of Clue is quickly solved: It was the albino in the museum with the revolver.

But wait. Show me a mystery in which a murderous albino works for himself, and I’ll show you a flawed mystery.

Zing! Good one.